"Sausage and Carrots"' was a strip by Simone Lia which ran in The DFC. It has the distinction of being the only DFC strip (discounting Nick Sharratt's single-panel "What Does DFC Mean?!") to appear in every issue of the short-lived comic, which ran from 2008 to 2009.
The main character was Stanley Sausage, a prankster who made life difficult for a group of female carrots.